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So can I say that SFB is back from a European vacation? Maybe not. Definitly SFB.com. Brussels, Paris, London. In that order. And what trip is complete without superlatives? Answer: None.
Best Beer: London.
Best (and only) Brewery Visit:Brussels.
Best Food: Paris.
Coldest: London.
Most Assholes (per capita): London.
Dumbest Local Language: London.
Most Underwhelming:Brussels.
Smokiest Bar:Brussels.
Most Overrated Frites:Brussels.
Wettest: Paris.
Most Disgustingly Beautiful Architecture: Paris.
Worst Attempt At Beer: Paris.
Overall Favorite: Paris.
One thing (beer related) that I thought of often is that I should be thankful to be able to try so many local, craft beers, on tap and cask, without travelling too far. I expected exotic and plentiful choices from Belgium. Some had good beers and good selections. Some were random bars. Maybe I should expect Maes and Leffe on tap at regular bars in Belgium as I should expect Budweiser and Miller Lite on tap at regular bars here. London wins the beer race because of all the signs I saw for Real Ales and cask conditioned ales. Each place I went had a few beer engines. Overall, in my experience, none of these countries could touch the selection and availability of quality beers in the Mid-Atlantic. Cheers to us!
First brew back was this weekend, Honey Brown we hardly knew you. No original recipe this time. I used a recipe from a wonderful homebrew recipe book (can’t remember the name) that I got for Christmas. Two pounds of honey into the pot. Very little specialty grain into the pot. I felt kinda sad about this but at least it was less labor intensive than the 11 pounds of grain that we used for the Oatmeal Stout. We also used Safale dry yeast this time instead of the activator packs that we have been using.
The wort tasted like sweet tea. I don’t know how I feel about that. As long as it doesn’t come out tasting like one of those sweet tea vodkas (are people still drinking those?) I think I’ll be ok.
Speaking of the Oatmeal stout, it was pretty delicious. I believe we have solved some of our problems, strangly enough, without creating any others.
Back to the brew. It went something like this: Mahaffeys, Hudson Street Stack House, boil, rip the seat of my pants, cool, and pitch the yeast. Into the closet she goes and kabaaam it explodes. This is our first explosion (read EXPLOSION!!). The airlock was cleaned and replaced. I wonder if it was the honey or the yeast or the combination of both. Based on this explosion, I think the beer will turn out as one of our best.
Beer 9
Name: Mogul Madness Ale
Brewery: Rouge Ales
Location: Portland, OR
Brewing Since: 1989
Website: http://www.rouge.com
Sight: Deep, dark, amber.
Scent: Malts and more malts.
Texture: Medium bodied, fizzy in the back of my mouth.
Taste: Slightly bitter, slightly modified malts.
Thoughts: Its Rouge so you know what you’re getting. I like it. It claims to be aggressively hopped but I just don’t know about that.
How to Drink: Make yourself look as much like the guy on the label as you can. Literally. I’m talking long hair, moustache, beard, the matching turquoise skis, ski poles, sweater, and goggle set. I don’t care how long it takes you. Then you must attach your skis and poles to you back in a criss-cross formation while standing under an arch on which are painted turquoise grains and hops, and find a classic pot belly stein to drink out of. Oh yeah, it has to be snowing, too. Then and only then can you properly enjoy this winter ale. Alternatively, if you like to snowboard, you could try to dress up like that little snowboarder to the right of “ROUGE” (not pictured). Either way is probably fine.
The only activity in the SFB brewhouse this weekend was the racking of our Oatmeal Stout to another carboy for aging / conditioning / secondary fermentation / whatever the hockey sticks you want to call it. There was also some activity in the beer closet this week. A few brews, put into used wine bottles popped their corks, scaring all manner of dog, baby, sister, and wife. We recorked and reinforced with those gold twisty cap things that come on champagne. I guess we will have enough carbonation in this set of red.
Next beer? No effing clue. Best idea I’ve heard so far is an actual nut beer, as in brewed with pistachios.
I’m working on a recipe for my Cranbeery Sauce concept beer that I thought up over Thanksgiving. I’m going to submit something to the So Yeah Dood recipe contest. It will most likely be horrible. I want the beer to be full of body and opaque like a Guinness but instead of being black, I want it to be red. That’s it (see picture for further clarification). So simple except no body on the entire Internet can tell me how much fermentable sugar or how much additional gravity putting cranberries into the boil would add. I need that so I can concoct an amazing recipe. If anyone out there can tell me the extract potential of cranberries or how adding cranberries to the boil will affect the gravity of the wort, please emailme EEEEE-mmediately. I would like to win so that I can see how someone else brews. I like our system however I am curious as to what all these other people do. There are probably some deep, dark secrets that could benefit SFB in some deep and dark ways.
Beer 8
Name: Wild Devil Ale
Brewery: Victory Brewing Company
Location: Downingtown, PA
Brewing Since: 1996
Website: http://www.victorybeer.com
Sight: Lots of head, “wild” even. Dark golden color.
Scent: Honestly… it smells like urine… but only from up close. Maybe it’s the yeast.
Texture: Bubbly but not without body.
Taste: Bitter (not like urine [I'd imagine]) but the subtle hop flavor finds its way through.
Thoughts: Pennsylvania, where to start? I hate picking just one beer from states that have so much to offer. I always feel like I’m missing something better. I like that Victory snuck a Belgian flag onto the logo and I like what they are trying to do here, with the wild yeast, but I think that it takes a way from the goodness that is Hop Devil. The back of the label claims that this beer may contain “greak funk.” I think they got it right.
How to Drink: Avec moules et frites.
Beer 7
Name: Really Old Brown Dog Ale
Brewery: Smuttynose Brewing Company
Location: Portsmouth, NH
Brewing Since: 1994
Website: http://www.smuttynose.com/
Sight: Brown, teasing amber.
Scent: Lovely floral aromas, and more than I would expect from this type of ale.
Texture: Hits the back of your mouth with the force only an aged ale can bring.
Taste: An old ale on the border of barleywine. You can really smell it once the head subsides.
Thoughts: I’ve never had regular Old Brown Dog that I can remember. I didn’t see anywhere how much longer this beer is aged.
How to Drink: It would go great with your ass in a comfortable yellow chair and your hand on the head of an old brown dog. Not on the beach though, maybe in your library or study… assuming you live in the “Clue” house.
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